1. There once was a girl called Fuckherharder and it was here birthday. Her mum went to go buy here a cake and then the postman came along. Fuckherharder said come in, the postman said i cant i need to deliver some mail. Fuckherharder said please its my birthday, the postman said well alright then. They started having sex Fuckherharder's mum came back and when she saw then she shouted FUCKHERHARDER! The postman said I'm trying, I'm Trying. You get it? Fuck Her Harder!
2. There was a man and his son running away from the police and the man said bastereds, his son said dad what does bastereds mean? it means police son said the man. They made it home and the man started shaving, he cut himself and said balls, and his son said dad what does balls mean? it means im shaving son said the man. The mum was cutting the turcky and she cut her finger and said fuck, the son said mym what does fuck mean? it means im cutting the turcky son. The police knocked on the door and the son opened it and said dad the bastereds are her. The police said dont say that, its very rude now tell me what are your parents doing? The son said well, my dad is shaving his balls and my mum is fucking the turcky.
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